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A scary story
Imagine this:In a dark night, while you are in the comforts of your home, strangers, wearing costumes that conceal their identity, approach your house, and start heading towards it, trampling your freshly mowed grass and violating your 3rd Amendment Rights. Despite warnings to turn back, and several obstacles in their way they still make it…
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The Bart on the Road Experiment
One of the most famous TV shows in history is the Simpsons, which has been around for 35 years, and is defiantly my favorite show. This post is something I thought about after watching one of the Simpsons Episodes. In the Season 7 Episode Bart on the Road, to make a very long story short,…
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Patrick Mahomes 4D Chess Move
So, you are probably thinking that this is going to be the dumbest thing you have read all day. Yeah, it probably is, but you got to hear me out! On February 8, 2025, millions of Americans went to watch on their big screen TV’s the only thing more controversial than politics: Football. Now, it…
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How Santa achieves world peace:
On Christmas Eve, while Santa airdrops presents onto homes, he often violates the Aerospace of several nations, without identification. He also airdrops presents where Christmas is illegal, such as Iran and North Korea. This all nations team up to send airplanes to shoot down Santa. With all nations having a common goal, they don’t fight…
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Pioneer Journal
Entry one-April/14/1844: To whoever finds this journal: My name is Caleb Smith. I am 12 years old, and I am currently on a wagon to Independence, Missouri, with my younger sister and older brother. My younger sister is half my age, and is named Hannah, and my older brother, who is 14, is named Levi.…
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Superstorm Sandy
“We’re used to having occasional flooding.” said Don Reipe, a Broad Channel resident. We’re used to high tide based on new moons. I normally stayed because I have an upstairs, but this time it was clearly going to be different from Irene or the other storms. I put everything up as high as I could,…