{"id":1287,"date":"2024-12-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2024-12-22T09:20:01","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T14:20:01","slug":"how-santa-achieves-world-peace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/how-santa-achieves-world-peace\/","title":{"rendered":"How Santa achieves world peace:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Christmas Eve, while Santa airdrops presents onto homes, he often violates the Aerospace of several nations, without identification. He also airdrops presents where Christmas is illegal, such as Iran and North Korea. This all nations team up to send airplanes to shoot down Santa.  With all nations having a common goal, they don&#8217;t fight amongst themselves, creating World Peace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Christmas Eve, while Santa airdrops presents onto homes, he often violates the Aerospace of several nations, without identification. He also airdrops presents where Christmas is illegal, such as Iran and North Korea. This all nations team up to send airplanes to shoot down Santa. 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