{"id":2264,"date":"2025-07-31T07:16:38","date_gmt":"2025-07-31T11:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/?page_id=2264"},"modified":"2025-08-21T08:05:06","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T12:05:06","slug":"lemon-rant","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/lemon-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"Lemon rant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright, I&#8217;ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don&#8217;t make lemonade &#8211; make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don&#8217;t want your darned lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life&#8217;s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Andy lemons! Do you know who I am? I&#8217;m the man who&#8217;s gonna burn your house down-with the lemons! I&#8217;m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!(Cough Cough Cough)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, I&#8217;ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don&#8217;t make lemonade &#8211; make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don&#8217;t want your darned lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life&#8217;s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Andy lemons! Do you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2264","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2442,"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2264\/revisions\/2442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/qatipi.com\/andyscorner\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}